The Lord of Darkness (and that's just what his friends call him) delivered his first Easter message today.
Lord Peter Mandelson, father of Satanic Britain, today rose from the tomb of silence.
His face was radiant, his voice supremely confident - although to some it may have come across as a bit cocky for a venerable member of the Upper House.
His message was simple -
DEATH to the COUPLE from ROSE COTTAGE B&B!!!
That is, if they don't want to give up their marital bed to a couple of off duty ACPO policemen in club leisure wear (doubling up as work uniform) carrying a packet of enemas. His cry was triumphant - he couldn't have done it better if he'd got his manhood out and swung it around the studio. There was nothing anyone could do now. His eyes looking down to his Lord Satan, he smarmily cried out this Easter 'It's the Law'.
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Law. It's the Law. It's the Law. It's the Law. It's the Law. It's the Law. It's the Law.
Just one teeny problem. There IS no law. Once it may have been an Ass. Today it is an Ass carcass, that died of HIV - too many personal relationships with it. A jumbled dead carcass of inconsistent sentences that can produce anything you like. In fact the Police and other 'authorities' don't even bother to appeal to it half the time. They just make it up as they go along, such confidence has satan instilled into his disciples.
Today's Sex Laws declare the superiority of those into bottoms over those into shoes, corpses or washing machines - Rose Cottage proprietors would be perfectly entitled to turn away an ACPO copper with his rubber doll or sheep.
Today's Gay Laws therefore are as valid as the Nazi Race Laws were - which they seem to have replaced in the Fourth Reich that rose phoenix like in such spectacular fashion from the ashes of the Third Reich (*).
They also seem to breach article 5 of the UN Declaration of Human rights. In fact, Britain has breached all of its articles under the guidance of the Lord Mandelson (or Lord Dandelion according my spell checker).
The gay nazi movement has also really miffed the traditional homosexual who always had a kind word for a heterosexual and whose gay only hotels have been criminalised by the gay nazis.
Having managed to p*ss off virtually everyone and with the law in complete disrepute, Lord Dandelion and his sexual bully boys need to give thanks for the sixth commandment (fifth if you're a Catholic)!
May the Good Lord grant Lord Mandelson sexual clarity and the Establishment understanding and acceptance of why the rectum was created.
(*) No-one remembers the first and second Reich as they weren't as spectacular as the third and current one (reich means big german important thing like EU).
Brethren let us pray that God may instill a spirit of respect into the political sodomite for those who are different to himself and who, because of their genes or frontal lobes, are unable to celebrate with him the joy of faecal lubricant.
ReplyDeleteLet God grant the sodomite some understanding of why his bottom was created.
Let us also pray for understanding amongst normal people, that they may come to understand the suffering of the gangrened mind, and pity rather than fear the sodomite.
Let the rising of the new spirit this Easter lead to homopity, not homophobia.
Let homopity lead to homoprayer so that the prayers may comfort the inner pain of sexual disorientation.
Let us also pray that medicine may one day seek a cure, rather than genital mutilation, for those who seek greener grass on the other side.
May the Good Lord lead our politicians to understand that it is quite normal and natural for the ladies to become upset at the sight of a naked man in the ladies changing rooms - even though the sacred law of the Gender Recognition Act tells him he is a woman simply because he told his doctor he wished he were a woman.
You're saying then that mandy is just a cheeky bum boy?
ReplyDeleteI disagree. They're all mental patients like the pratt who said today on TV that we'll be putting up signs saying 'No Irish'if homosexuality is put back into the private sphere, rather than continue to be thrust into everybody's faces, including children's - as gay nazi law demands in today's Gay Terroist State based on homosexual fundamentalism.
People who don't want us bonking away in their homes are no different to Hitler's SS.
ReplyDeleteIt's also right that 'sexual orientation' should legally exclude those whose sexual preferences aren't as sophisticated as homosexuals. There's a limit to Equality.
People in business should be able to choose their customers as a human right, especially small businesses with personal money on the line. Credit card companies already chose their customers - some don't issue cards to those who pay off balances each month!
ReplyDeletePeople in business should be able to choose their customers as a human right, especially small businesses with personal money on the line.
ReplyDeleteCredit card companies alreay choose their customers - some don't issue cards to those who pay off balances each month!
It's interesting the way homosexual journalists like to refer to Ancient Rome in its declining stage, with its culture of killing as entertainment, as a model for us all.
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