The Lord of Darkness (and that's just what his friends call him) delivered his first Easter message today.
Lord Peter Mandelson, father of Satanic Britain, today rose from the tomb of silence.
His face was radiant, his voice supremely confident - although to some it may have come across as a bit cocky for a venerable member of the Upper House.
His message was simple -
DEATH to the COUPLE from ROSE COTTAGE B&B!!!
That is, if they don't want to give up their marital bed to a couple of off duty ACPO policemen in club leisure wear (doubling up as work uniform) carrying a packet of enemas. His cry was triumphant - he couldn't have done it better if he'd got his manhood out and swung it around the studio. There was nothing anyone could do now. His eyes looking down to his Lord Satan, he smarmily cried out this Easter 'It's the Law'.
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Law. It's the Law. It's the Law. It's the Law. It's the Law. It's the Law. It's the Law.
Just one teeny problem. There IS no law. Once it may have been an Ass. Today it is an Ass carcass, that died of HIV - too many personal relationships with it. A jumbled dead carcass of inconsistent sentences that can produce anything you like. In fact the Police and other 'authorities' don't even bother to appeal to it half the time. They just make it up as they go along, such confidence has satan instilled into his disciples.
Today's Sex Laws declare the superiority of those into bottoms over those into shoes, corpses or washing machines - Rose Cottage proprietors would be perfectly entitled to turn away an ACPO copper with his rubber doll or sheep.
Today's Gay Laws therefore are as valid as the Nazi Race Laws were - which they seem to have replaced in the Fourth Reich that rose phoenix like in such spectacular fashion from the ashes of the Third Reich (*).
They also seem to breach article 5 of the UN Declaration of Human rights. In fact, Britain has breached all of its articles under the guidance of the Lord Mandelson (or Lord Dandelion according my spell checker).
The gay nazi movement has also really miffed the traditional homosexual who always had a kind word for a heterosexual and whose gay only hotels have been criminalised by the gay nazis.
Having managed to p*ss off virtually everyone and with the law in complete disrepute, Lord Dandelion and his sexual bully boys need to give thanks for the sixth commandment (fifth if you're a Catholic)!
May the Good Lord grant Lord Mandelson sexual clarity and the Establishment understanding and acceptance of why the rectum was created.
(*) No-one remembers the first and second Reich as they weren't as spectacular as the third and current one (reich means big german important thing like EU).
