Saturday 27 August 2011
This is the Last Blog
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About Me
- Rev. Roland
- Rev. Roland is the author of THE CORRECTLY CORRECT DICTIONARY which the first and last publisher he approached described as "fun" (um, but didn't want it. Perhaps it was the bit about pouring holy water into a homosexual's bottom to exorcise the bottom demon). He is a minister in the United Life Church having filled out an internet form. A Daily Mail reporter once phoned Rev. Roland blaming him for putting him in a state of angst that lasted six months. Rev. Roland has in addition always denied that his response to libel threats at the time from Robert Maxwell’s solicitors played any part in Maxwell’s decision to disappear shortly after. Rev Roland also obtained a garnishee order on BT's collection account after BT didn't pay their bill for using his answering machine. Paul McKenna once affectionately called Rev Roland a ‘bastard’. Well it takes a bastard to go after a bastard and Rev Roland is going after satan here to make Old Goat stew. Rev Roland broke academic records at school and university so would be quite unsuitable material for today's Whitehall.