In the 'Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' a sexy KGB woman in standard issue tight clothing captured Indiana Jones. She was after an alien artifact she believed could control minds.
The idea was that Russia could convert the world to Communism by remote control.
"The beauty of it is" she said "is that no-one will know what is happening".
Did the wicked Sodomites - you know, the ones that name themselves after the illegal drinking, drunkeness and violence of Stonewall - find such an artifact?
