Welsh vs English Police "Sheep Shaggers"

    
Being drunk and calling policemen in Wales  "sheep-shaggers" is racially aggravated disorderly conduct.

Being drunk and calling policemen in England  "sheep-shaggers" is just disorderly conduct.

Luckily for me I'm an honorary Welshman (according to some locals where I hide myself away at times!).

I will certainly be claiming any insult against me constitutes a racial hate incident.

Now Englishmen could never get away with that.

Jack Straw, of East European descent (they're called sleepers), explained: "the English are potentially very aggressive, very violent" - obviously they're second class citizens, deserving of the finest insults.  

In Beelzebub's 'Rocky Horror Show' Britain, the English, like the normal heterosexual, are personae non gratae.  This is the first article of Beelzebub's Creed developed by Jack Straw and fellow Beelzebubians.

Beelzebubian Human Rights are nobly aimed at foreigners and homosexuals being able to insult, or take the P out of, the English and heterosexuals as much as they like - any retaliatory insults constituting hate incidents by racists and homophobes. 

Never let it be said that Beelzebub doesn't look after his own....