Tuesday, 30 April 2013

Welsh vs English Police "Sheep Shaggers"

Being drunk and calling policemen in Wales  "sheep-shaggers" is racially aggravated disorderly conduct.

Being drunk and calling policemen in England  "sheep-shaggers" is just disorderly conduct.

Luckily for me I'm an honorary Welshman (according to some locals where I hide myself away at times!).

I will certainly be claiming any insult against me constitutes a racial hate incident.

Now Englishmen could never get away with that.

Jack Straw, of East European descent (they're called sleepers), explained: "the English are potentially very aggressive, very violent" - obviously they're second class citizens, deserving of the finest insults.  

In Beelzebub's 'Rocky Horror Show' Britain, the English, like the normal heterosexual, are personae non gratae.  This is the first article of Beelzebub's Creed developed by Jack Straw and fellow Beelzebubians.

Beelzebubian Human Rights are nobly aimed at foreigners and homosexuals being able to insult, or take the P out of, the English and heterosexuals as much as they like - any retaliatory insults constituting hate incidents by racists and homophobes. 

Never let it be said that Beelzebub doesn't look after his own....


  1. What about this then


    1. The woman insulted appears to be an aggressive adultress - that is, one of your High Priestesses.

      Obviously, your disciples would want to get as much down as possible against anyone insulting such a high ranking beelzebubian.

      (Incidentally it's not clear how the actual law on harassment and associated Home Office guidelines (actually written by reasonable people) were satisfied before charging for harassment on the information given in the article.)

  2. Rightest and Honourable Minister2 May 2013 at 09:19

    We're also looking at occupationally aggravated harassment, such as telling a taxi driver "You're going the long way".

    It would be worse obviously if the taxi driver had just landed into the country, so there'd be a higher penalty for occupationally racially aggravated harassment.