Solving the Middle East Problem - easy when you know how

  
To solve a problem look at its real cause.  The real cause is its first cause.

What's the first cause of the Middle East problem?  Germany!  Well, Nazi Germany to be precise.

So give the Jews Germany.  East Germany at least - the Jews are good at building things up.
 
Then give the Holy Land to the only people who believe in it - the Christians.
 
They can then let in the Arabs and convert them away from their false Prophet into Christian gentlemen.  There's nothing like a gentleman Arab - look at Omar Sharif.