Monday, 7 June 2010

Solving the Middle East Problem - easy when you know how

To solve a problem look at its real cause.  The real cause is its first cause.

What's the first cause of the Middle East problem?  Germany!  Well, Nazi Germany to be precise.

So give the Jews Germany.  East Germany at least - the Jews are good at building things up.
Then give the Holy Land to the only people who believe in it - the Christians.
They can then let in the Arabs and convert them away from their false Prophet into Christian gentlemen.  There's nothing like a gentleman Arab - look at Omar Sharif.

1 comment:

  1. Well the idea would certainly be a better way of ensuring that Germany don't start another war than pretending they won the last war, what with the Central Bank on German soil.

    Will put it to the minister