Friday, 16 July 2010

Solving the National Debt Problem - easy when you know how

So it's not around £1 'trillion' pounds it's around £4 'trillion' pounds debt according to the Office of National statistics.

Satan's economists are now busy saying everyone needs to pay more taxes!  Why should we listen to those who have made a living spouting mumbo-jumbo without being right once with any real world statement? 

The real solution is this:

FIRSTbefore anything else we all need to start speaking proper English.  Or go back to school to learn arithmetic and power series.  Politicians, journalists and economists are all getting their billions and trillions mixed up!


1 Million = Thousand x Thousand

1 Billion = Million x Million  ( Million squared)  = 1,000,000,000,000

1 Trillion = Million x Million x Million   (Million cubed) = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000

1 Quadrillion = Million x Million x Million x Million   (Million to the power 4)

1 Quintillion =  Million x Million x Million x Million x Million  (Million to the power 5)

1 Sexillion  = Million x Million x Million x Million x Million x Million (Million to the power 6)

1 Septillion = Million to the power 7

1 Octillion  =   Million to the power 8

1 Nonillion  =  Million to the power 9

1 Decillion  = Million to the power 10

1 Centillion = Million to the power 100

SECOND,  the government should stop spending money on anyone whose job it is to work out the most stupid things for a government to spend money on and then spend it on those stupid things.   That should shrink the upper echelons of  national and local government to about 0, saving lots of money.
THIRD, in the unlikely event saving money on stupid things doesn't provide enough to pay off the debt, well, go to step three. That is, this step. In this step the true meaning of 'taxing sin' is finally implemented.   Tax or criminalise real sin !  Indeed, anyone promoting sin in great self-righteousness could have their entire assets confiscated in criminal penalties.  There should be enough people in various Sin Liberation Movements to get to pay for the national debt! 

FOURTH there's always Johnny Foreigner we can get some money from.  Cars have to be taxed to be out in public, why shouldn't Johnny Foreigner have to be licensed to be out and about?

We could do this if we left EUgh and abandoned the Home Rule policy!

Good news though is that we are told is that assets exceed liabilities.

Time therefore to be also selling off assets that are a liability!
Gatsos can go under the hammer. So could Chief Constables' uniforms !

America however is in a worse state. Their Saviour is steering the country into 'superdebt' where debts exceed everything ie bankruptcy. The Saviour's Party were the first cause of the 'credit crunch' in the nineties - that was their first trick.  They demanded banks don't discriminate against loaning money to peope likely to default on mortgages, as that's, well, discrimination.

Obama must be trying to outdo Nelson Mandela - who managed to wreck an economy and once fine shopping centres, even when selling arms to genocidal regimes, whilst satan's disciples across the globe were all naming their goldfish after him.  No wonder he's always smiling.



  1. Yes, an educated billion doesn't sound as bad as an uneducated trillion.

  2. Bro. Paul of Hackney19 July 2010 at 09:05

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