Thursday 1 April 2010

Epistle to Al Quaeda

    
Look you teetotalling dumbos.  

Honestly, just because Mohammed didn't like the taste of alcohol when he was beheading anyone who didn't agree that he was God's favourite person.

OF COURSE he didn't like alcohol.

The stuff you Arabs brew is awful.

I'm still trying to get the taste of it out of my mouth after my last holiday to Tunisia.

Try some proper drink - you'll like it.

So would Mohammed have liked it!
 
Posted by Rev. Roland at 8:57 am

1 comment:

  1. Bro. Paul of Hackney27 March 2010 at 09:29

    Pray brothers, for the souls of Muslim Parliamentary candidates that they do not enter that place of desolation that God set aside for the Great False Prophet.

    That Warlord inspired by the whisperings of the Dark One saying "I'm the Angel Gabriel, you're really special. You're the most special person in history. Everyone must obey you. You must command great Empires. You are next to God. He gives you all authority on Earth."

    Pray Brothers, for the souls of all proud unrepentant Muslims too. For their wicked pride is but the breaking of the First Commandment 'Thou Shallst Not Take The Name of the Lord in Vain'.

    For they claimeth that God said "The Christians and Jews don't believe Mohammy is my representative on Earth to be believed and obeyed in all gruesome things. This makes them the vilest creatures on Earth. " and

    "You will go to Hell if you shirk from killing Christians and Jews in battle . You don't want that fate do you?" and "Fear not dying in battle for God prepares sumptuous palaces full of virgins for His fallen heros to satisfy their filthy lust on".

    Great are their sins of the blashphemers. Great shall be their punishment if they do not repent of their pride.

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