UKIP Referendum on Use of English (Marriage)

UKIP does really need to add a referendum on Use of English to its policies.

A referendum question on English could go something like:

"Do you support traditional and modern precepts that state that English Law should be written in English, and that the legal definition of marriage should be the same as the standard dictionary, the customarily accepted, and the common law definition of marriage?"

YES (you're normal)

NO (your brain has been completely fried by criminal newspeak)

The sentences in parentheses could be optional on the voting forms.

Certainly the spiritual emptiness created by spiritual sloth - that everybody knows is at the heart of homosexuality - cannot be filled by any amount of mutilating legal systems and language.