Coffee

  
A group of junior police officers I was speaking to once mentioned how their senior officer, somewhat sexually disoriented, invited them round to coffee at his place.

They had to go of course.

"It was awful" one said.  Well, as Jeff Maynard pointed out, it takes great skill to make good coffee.

With the number of senior officers very fond of their fresh faced juniors, ACPO really needs to produce some guidelines on making good coffee.