Was Satan An Alien?

  

In the 'Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' a sexy KGB woman in standard issue tight clothing captured Indiana Jones. She was after an alien artifact she believed could control minds.

The idea was that Russia could convert the world to Communism by remote control.

"The beauty of it is" she said "is that no-one will know what is happening".

Did the wicked Sodomites - you know,  the ones that name themselves after the illegal drinking, drunkeness and violence of Stonewall - find such an artifact?  

   

Jeremy Paxman - An Empire Himself !!!

Never has a narcissist feigned more humility.

"How did Britain get such a big head?" he asked in his usual scholarly language in the educational programme he wrote about the British Empire.

As if he didn't know how to grow the biggest head of all !

In order to get people interviewed to give the right answer, Paxman would endlessly repeat the question, some of which were clearly edited out of the programme.

This BBC cad was even reduced to interviewing an unrepentant terrorist involved in murdering many innocent people to give him the answer he wanted.

Facts such as the background to the Balfour policy, involving Britains' need for acetone in WW2 and Jewish support in getting the USA to aid them in the war against German aggression, not to mention the role of the League of Nations went completely out of the window. Paxman even claimed the British invented Zionism !

At least the programme was worth watching to listen to a Bedouin elder who, whilst Paxman was desperately trying to get him to slag off Laurence of Arabia as a special tit bit for Paxman's patron the BBC, said "He (Laurence) was a real man. You want to be near someone like that".

Who would want a table in a restaurant next to Jermey Paxman?

Twitter and Facebook - A MINORITY GROUP !!!

     
Like many leaders of minorities, Twitter and Facebook think that not only their users but the rest of the world should be oppressed by them !

You can't even look up a bus timetable without being asked to 'like it' on facebook or tweet to your friends about it:    "Hey &@@:guys, just dig this ><;!amzing bus timetable'~= I've++ just /%%^ discovered ".  

Mass suicide cults don't get any dafter !!

In order to know what I write about I set up a test account on twitter.

To my surprise I  suddenly found I had three different women following me.   They all had the same photo though.  Investigating I saw that they had no profile and were following thousands of others, that is spamming them and with a cloaked link to a sex site.

Twitter obviously cannot prevent this sort of thing or I wouldn't have been so popular!!

So it looks like Twitter is another site that parents need to block from children (and themselves of course unless they have all the time in the world).
   
 As for Facebook, mass identity theft by crazed Facebook executives/managers is the latest thing they're getting away with.  But hey, 'this is the Wild West, who's gonna stop them?'

What Facebook has been doing now is sending emails to users falsely claiming that some particular 'friend' of theirs has recommended the user add as a friend, a friend of that particular friend.

Yes, Facebook themselves, not some spammer pretending to be Facebook.

I know - it happened in a test account I set up to investigate the global Facebook mafia .

It also happened to a friend in the real world.  She hadn't used her account for over a year, and then learnt that Facebook had sent an email falsely claiming she was asking people to add as a friend one of her friends on Facebook.
 
If Facebook with personal details of millions can so openly lie to their users, how can we trust them not to  carry out global and dastardly criminal plans ?!
 
 

What happened to the pseudo-intellectual ?

 
The term 'pseudo-intellectual' was quite common when I went to university.

What elevated them to controlling the world ?

I reckon it was when they stopped serving just themselves and became soldiers in satan's army.

Being soldiers they are obviously legitimate targets within libel law!

The Illegitimacy of the Sodomite Fundamentalist State

Why the UK and Many Other Western Countries Are Not Legitimate


Under International Law

The UN Declaration of Human Rights forms a foundation of International Law following German atrocities - before Germany took over European Constitutions and currencies to officially prevent further atrocities from breaking out.


Virtually every principle under the Declaration is breached against normal people in the Sodomite Fundamentalist States, created in the West after sodomites created the worst global plague in history.

Theologically

Churches have regarded States as legitimate under the principle of giving to Caesar what belongs to Caesar.

When Caesar starts to ask for what belongs to God then Churches can no longer teach the legitimacy of the State. Unless, from a theological perspective, that Church serves Satan.

Why You Don't See Many Asians Eating in Asian Restaurants

   
In the old days before fridges, food could be completely killed using spices to make it last longer in the heat.

It also made it more interesting to the visiting Klingon and resident British rulers.

In fact it was only the more refined gastronomic tastes of the rest of Europe which prevented them from also building empires the size of the British one.

When fridges were invented the British taste for such food continued. Enterprising Asians created new recipes knowng that the same food can be sold to the British at five times the price if it is spiced out of recognition.

This is why Indian restaurants are not set up for Indians, or Chinese restaurants set up for the Chinese.

They’ve all got fridges and are into real food - Cordon Bleu and Mediterranean and endless caviar they can afford after charging sad but rich customers £40 for takeaway chowmein and rice for two with a couple of greasy spring rolls thrown in.
    

 

Is Google Sex Crazy?

  
I thought I'd see how someone else played a Chopin's Polonaise so I brought up a YouTube video.

Apparently what I really wanted according to YouTube was to see a long ad about incompatible sex drives.

Perhaps Google's 'content related' adsense felt that that would be appropriate given the Allegro Appassionato nature of the piece.

It's not just Google of course.

Wikipedia is into real weird stuff.  I'm told it has more 'lets be weird' and 'let's have weird sex' articles normally found in specialist magazines for certain sad types of people than some sites into that sort of thing!

Wikipedia claims it is not a manual or soapbox.   It does though seem to be a sex manual for sexual revolutionaries written by anonymous scholars like 'kinkysexbuddy' and 'hotcrocodile'. Administrators seem firmly in favour of the revolting revolutionaries and any warning notices about some practices have been treated as 'disruptive editing'.

So, parents, Wikipedia needs to be amongst those sites you block. Don't worry, there's nothing valuable on Wikipedia that can't be found elsewhere with more authority on a more salubrious site.

Come Back Bill Gates, all is forgiven - you can't help being technically challenged.

At least you're not a pervert.

  
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Keep Calm and Carry On - um, again.

   
The Department of Public Morale 

"Regulating God For Your Benefit"

To: Our Countrymen

Cc: Our Foreigners


The only thing to fear is fear.

Your fears are many.  All illusions.   These fears of yours are so silly.

LocalCouncilPhobia - such a silly phobia as we're giving them more powers so you can be free; RockyHorrowShowBritainPhobia; TerroristIdeologyPhobia; SexualDeviancyandGlobalPlaguesHomoPhobia; PornPhobia; SchoolCurriculumPhobia; TheyMakeItUpAsTheyGoAlongLawandOrderPhobia; CoalitionPhobia; SociopathicSexManiacsInGovernmentPhobia....the list goes on you silly people.

Read good literature and overcome your fears.   We produce the finest literature as we recruit the finest minds.  Most Government literature now refer to phobias to help you see how silly they are.  New phobias are being discovered every day, so keep on reading ...the richness of vocabulary of the Cult of Government knows no bounds.

Conquer your fears and victory will be yours.

Or ours, rather - we do like to think what is yours is ours and what is ours was once yours.
  

The Planet Google

  
There I was minding my own business (again) when Google wrote - £75 of adwords free they said ! 

Not really knowing what an adword is I did nothing.

Google obviously thought I was so overwhelmed by their generosity that I was paralysed.

So they wrote again after that offer expired.  £50 of adwords free they said, hoping this time I wouldn't be too blinded by excitement to do nothing.

I did nothing.

Google then wrote apologising for only giving me £20 free and giving me the extra £30.  As if I knew they'd made a mistake.

Well, why not take up their offer I thought?  I could impress my friends who know what an iPod is .

First, I needed to find out what exactly is an Adword.

Here it is:

1.     You give Google your credit card number to buy clicks

2.     You're not told how much these clicks will cost. 

3.     If you ask Google how much exactly are these clicks they'll waffle on about quality and providing value but you'll be none the wiser as to how much their service will cost.  In fact, you could end up feeling rather unsophisticated for having asked how much the thing they're selling is...

4.     If you tell Google you want to limit your spend, not knowing how much is the thing you're buying, Google will say "Of course, how much do you want to spend today?"  Er, and tomorrow ad infinitum...
  
        At least Microsoft only asked "where do you want to go today" (confusing their software with a bus).

5.     If you fall under Microsoft's bus, your heirs may discover that all your money went to Google.

6.     If you ask Google "How do I prevent my heirs discovering all my money went to you if I fall under a bus?" you'll be directed to a help page that doesn't tell you.

If you ask Google why can't you just have a fixed advertising budget they'll say their click idea will make you so much money you won't care how much they end up charging you.

As it happens my fears were groundless.  My ad wasn't approved.  The FTC approved it, but not Google !

I emailed asking why.  I got a host of really grumpy emails back - it sounded like they thought I was an internet terrorist.

So I phoned asking what specifically had I done to be banned for life after submitting my first ad.

They said Google has a firm policy of not telling their customers anything specific about what the problem is.
They explained that this is to encourage their customers to improve in every aspect of their life, even those that don't give Google any problem.  

Well, fine goals!

Google quite impressed me - they want more than I've ever asked anyone for!
 
 

Dr G's Appendix

 
Well, just one last post then.

Dr G has mourned the end of the blog.

Doesn't even talk excitedly about the graves he robs whilst his female colleague claims everything she finds is a phallic symbol - even if it's a perfect dodecahedron.

I've been feeling sorry for Dr G.  Left only with the local paper to read run by grockles and owned by the Americans.

Strange people the Americans - they seem more proud at defeating the Redskins than the Redcoats.  How many Cowboy and Redcoat films have you seen?

I shall of course continue to keep Dr G's identity a secret.  After all, I got paranoid when he wanted to acknowledge me in a book published by the aforesaid Americans.  Can't remember what that was about.  As Sherlock Holmes pointed out, you can't remember everything.

I can disclose though that Dr G is political consultant to Rev Roland's Bournemouth Party.

So now, onto Sunday lunch.  I cooked a five meat roast just in case anyone doubted my supremacy over Toby's Carvery.

I handicapped myself by getting it all from the supermarket.  Everything I got said to cook it on the middle shelf! 

How do they expect everything to fit on the middle shelf??!