Rebrand the Arts!

  
The best ideas are the most obvious - which no-one has thought of because they're so obvious!

Like rebranding the Arts.

The Arts have got a terrible brand reputation. Not because the Arts are considered elitist - many would say no real art ever gets into elitist exhibitions.

But to the average taxpayer the word 'Art' conjures up images of dead sheep or litter or poems about used loo paper.

Rebrand the Arts as functional rather than spiritual or aesthetic and they can pay for themselves!!

- For example there is a wonderful symbiosis between the resident artist of the Royal Bath Hotel in Bournemouth and the hotel's accountant.

Outside the hotel guest restaurant area are pictures which, although being difficult to view as spiritual in the current paradigm, are pretty good realist expressions of mass removal of bodily organs prior to incineration. Everybody loses their appetite, less food to serve, profits rise!


- Then there's medical research. Modern Art provides a fount of finished projects, projects which used to be initiated in mental hospitals to get a visual representation of what is going on in the patient's mind. Split images in these projects indicating schizophrenia, are fairly common. Adult and child porn images are not uncommon also. Many of these projects are by homosexuals who tend to have more interesting madness. So by examining these extreme examples it may be possible one day for these projects to lead to a cure for homosexuality - think of the money that would be worth.


- Or how about alternatives to prison that government is always seeking? The next best thing to flogging could be requiring offenders to sit through some of the worst modern plays (or some of the best depending on the critic - that mystical priest of the modern world whose mission is to merge the subjective and objective to provide new dimensions to the concept of truth).
Art offers great deterrents if used in the right way!


- Now much effort goes into many exhibits. These are often scorned simply because they're presented as Art.
Rebrand and market them as novelties, say, and they could attract a much larger appreciative audience. You could have NOVELTY CIRCUSES for example. They could tour the country!

The Arts are dead, long live the Arts!!

  

  

Solving the National Debt Problem - easy when you know how

   

So it's not around £1 'trillion' pounds it's around £4 'trillion' pounds debt according to the Office of National statistics.

Satan's economists are now busy saying everyone needs to pay more taxes!  Why should we listen to those who have made a living spouting mumbo-jumbo without being right once with any real world statement? 

The real solution is this:

FIRST,  before anything else we all need to start speaking proper English.  Or go back to school to learn arithmetic and power series.  Politicians, journalists and economists are all getting their billions and trillions mixed up!

Now 

1 Million = Thousand x Thousand

1 Billion = Million x Million  ( Million squared)  = 1,000,000,000,000

1 Trillion = Million x Million x Million   (Million cubed) = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000

1 Quadrillion = Million x Million x Million x Million   (Million to the power 4)

1 Quintillion =  Million x Million x Million x Million x Million  (Million to the power 5)

1 Sexillion  = Million x Million x Million x Million x Million x Million (Million to the power 6)

1 Septillion = Million to the power 7

1 Octillion  =   Million to the power 8

1 Nonillion  =  Million to the power 9

1 Decillion  = Million to the power 10

1 Centillion = Million to the power 100

SECOND,  the government should stop spending money on anyone whose job it is to work out the most stupid things for a government to spend money on and then spend it on those stupid things.   That should shrink the upper echelons of  national and local government to about 0, saving lots of money.
 
THIRD, in the unlikely event saving money on stupid things doesn't provide enough to pay off the debt, well, go to step three. That is, this step. In this step the true meaning of 'taxing sin' is finally implemented.   Tax or criminalise real sin !  Indeed, anyone promoting sin in great self-righteousness could have their entire assets confiscated in criminal penalties.  There should be enough people in various Sin Liberation Movements to get to pay for the national debt! 

FOURTH there's always Johnny Foreigner we can get some money from.  Cars have to be taxed to be out in public, why shouldn't Johnny Foreigner have to be licensed to be out and about?

We could do this if we left EUgh and abandoned the Home Rule policy!



Good news though is that we are told is that assets exceed liabilities.

Time therefore to be also selling off assets that are a liability!
Gatsos can go under the hammer. So could Chief Constables' uniforms !



America however is in a worse state. Their Saviour is steering the country into 'superdebt' where debts exceed everything ie bankruptcy. The Saviour's Party were the first cause of the 'credit crunch' in the nineties - that was their first trick.  They demanded banks don't discriminate against loaning money to peope likely to default on mortgages, as that's, well, discrimination.

Obama must be trying to outdo Nelson Mandela - who managed to wreck an economy and once fine shopping centres, even when selling arms to genocidal regimes, whilst satan's disciples across the globe were all naming their goldfish after him.  No wonder he's always smiling.
   

 

Solving the Middle East Problem - easy when you know how

  
To solve a problem look at its real cause.  The real cause is its first cause.

What's the first cause of the Middle East problem?  Germany!  Well, Nazi Germany to be precise.

So give the Jews Germany.  East Germany at least - the Jews are good at building things up.
 
Then give the Holy Land to the only people who believe in it - the Christians.
 
They can then let in the Arabs and convert them away from their false Prophet into Christian gentlemen.  There's nothing like a gentleman Arab - look at Omar Sharif.
 

Rule Britannia (with the Germans)

 

A Tale of Two Empires   

'Empire, Empire' is the key to understanding Britain.

Here's some real history :

BRITISH EMPIRE, n.    Seen as a golden period by the True Brit, when you could just shoot foreigners if they became annoying.

(If you're not a True Brit, just imagine shooting East Europeans speaking at high volume in discordant tones all night when you're trying to get to sleep and you soon will be.)

HOME RULE, n.   The policy of bringing the natives back home to rule.

This policy certainly taught the upstarts a lesson when they demanded Independence.

First, Home Rule taught the upstart natives that their people really did want to be ruled by the British.   Ghandi for example, who believed that God wanted him to rule over half the world because he was a Saint, was certainly taught a lesson. Most of  'his' people left him to be still ruled by the British after 'Independence' whilst those who stayed behind shot him!

Second, Home Rule made DAMN sure that the upstarts never really became Independent by

-    Creating an eternal identity crisis - 'Er, are we a new nation or are we British as most of us seem to be?'

-    Encouraging anyone with money or entrepreneurial flair to ditch their country by coming here.  That way they'd never get on their own two feet and have to apply for international dole money, thus showing what bums they really are.

It was only the incredible ego of  trouble making foreigners that made them believe that they could challenge the British Empire AND GET AWAY WITH IT.



The Home Rule policy was so successful that it was applied to many who had never been ruled over in the first place.

The Home Rule policy was costly of course.  Still, only the British people had to pay - but they're trained to so that's alright.


NEO-COLONIALISM, n.    British Empire Part 2 or The Second British Empire. That is, the Home Rule phase of the British Empire with the natives being brought back home to rule, coupled with the Fourth Reich (see below).

The new thinking is that it is right to have wanted Britain out of Africa and Asia but wrong to want Africa and Asia out of  Britain, and that it was right to have wanted old Germany out of Poland but wrong to want, er, new Germany out of Poland.

It is considered bad form, though, to sing "Rule Us, Britannia" in Indian restaurants or "Auschwitz is dead, long live Germany" on any BBC programme..



FOURTH REICH,  n.    After the war Germany told Britain "Don't be so cocky.  We've lost our third Empire or Reich but you're losing yours you bunch of losers too.  Look, we've both lost our Girls. We're turning to self abuse by turning Europe itself into an Empire with our people as the natives.  We've got to use them for something now that we've stopped getting them to kill each other.
Other countries thought this was brilliant too. "How do we sell it to our natives?" one asked.

"Easy" said Germany "We'll tell them how naughty we've all been".
 

No Spending Cuts for Satan!!

     
You're not going to hear this from satan's appointed ones:

"So sorry, we just can't afford EU anymore and will be leaving next week.
We'll still keep existing programmes for UK, however daft, but will be saving a fortune on the commissions being charged by the Germans and French for dreaming them up.  By leaving we'll also be encouraging East Europe to build itself up rather than relocating here."

After all, Satan has good reason to be pleased with his Fourth Reich or EU.

The Fourth Reich really is much more polished than his Third Reich.

The seediness of Berlin under the Nazis was quite an amateur affair.

In the Fourth Reich sexual normality is now a crime against the State!
     

EASTER MESSAGE from the LORD OF DARKNESS

  
The Lord of Darkness (and that's just what his friends call him) delivered his first Easter message today.

Lord Peter Mandelson, father of Satanic Britain, today rose from the tomb of silence.

His face was radiant, his voice supremely confident - although to some it may have come across as a bit cocky for a venerable member of the Upper House.

His message was simple - 

DEATH to the COUPLE from ROSE COTTAGE B&B!!! 

That is, if they don't want to give up their marital bed to a couple of off duty ACPO policemen in club leisure wear (doubling up as work uniform) carrying a packet of enemas.   His cry was triumphant - he couldn't have done it better if he'd got his manhood out and swung it around the studio.   There was nothing anyone could do now.  His eyes looking down to his Lord Satan, he smarmily cried out this Easter 'It's the Law'. 

It's the Law.  It's the Law.   It's the Law.  It's the Law.  It's the Law.  It's the Law.   It's the Law.  It's the Law. It's the Law. It's the Law. It's the

Law. It's the Law. It's the Law. It's the Law. It's the Law.  It's the Law. It's the Law.  It's the Law. It's the Law. It's the Law.  It's the Law. It's the

Law.  It's the Law. It's the Law.  It's the Law. It's the Law. It's the Law.  It's the Law.


Just one teeny problem.  There IS no law.  Once it may have been an Ass.  Today it is an Ass carcass, that died of HIV - too many personal relationships with it.  A jumbled dead carcass of inconsistent sentences that can produce anything you like.  In fact the Police and other 'authorities' don't even bother to appeal to it half the time.  They just make it up as they go along, such confidence has satan instilled into his disciples. 

Today's Sex Laws declare the superiority of those into bottoms over those into shoes, corpses or washing machines - Rose Cottage proprietors would be perfectly entitled to turn away an ACPO copper with his rubber doll or sheep.

Today's Gay Laws therefore are as valid as the Nazi Race Laws were - which they seem to have replaced in the Fourth Reich that rose phoenix like in such spectacular fashion from the ashes of the Third Reich (*).

They also seem to breach article 5 of the UN Declaration of Human rights. In fact, Britain has breached all of its articles under the guidance of the Lord Mandelson (or Lord Dandelion according my spell checker).

The gay nazi movement has also really miffed the traditional homosexual who always had a kind word for a heterosexual and whose gay only hotels have been criminalised by the gay nazis.

Having managed to p*ss off virtually everyone and with the law in complete disrepute, Lord Dandelion and his sexual bully boys need to give thanks for the sixth commandment (fifth if you're a Catholic)!

May the Good Lord grant Lord Mandelson sexual clarity and the Establishment understanding and acceptance of why the rectum was created.
  

(*) No-one remembers the first and second Reich as they weren't as spectacular as the third and current one (reich means big german important thing like EU).

     

Stalin vs Lizardman vs Porn King

The election sounds like an American all in wrestling match.

In training all contenders managed to eat hundreds of orphans before breakfast, as the hapless souls came to them with their bowl, empty of rights, and said:

"Please Sir, can we see someone who just wants to find us a mummy and a daddy? We want to be treated like real children, not ready made lifestyle accessories for those who feel having a baby themselves is distasteful to their manly sexuality.

Also seeing men kiss each other gives us tummy ache".

A child given to homosexuals who grows up to reject homosexuality and the deviant domestic environment is clearly at risk of lifelong mental problems.

Only monsters are needed to work in adoption in Sexual Nazi Britain - where normal heterosexuals are the Jews.

As for the Lib Dem's push at a conference for 16 year old schoolchildren to have the 'human right' to appear in hard core porn films it shows how popular Satan is in their Party, and how depraved the sexual tastes are of those controlling the agenda. Even others in Parliament, that den of the wicked, have described the Lib Dem Party as the greatest harlot (the Whore of Babylon).

We should pray though for the souls of all these monsters here ( in the unlikely event that they still have any!).

Epistle to Al Quaeda

    
Look you teetotalling dumbos.  

Honestly, just because Mohammed didn't like the taste of alcohol when he was beheading anyone who didn't agree that he was God's favourite person.

OF COURSE he didn't like alcohol.

The stuff you Arabs brew is awful.

I'm still trying to get the taste of it out of my mouth after my last holiday to Tunisia.

Try some proper drink - you'll like it.

So would Mohammed have liked it!
 

Not so fast, Copper

   
The Police offered to forgive my sin.

They said I wasn't a proper sinner.

Under the spiritual guidance of ACPO I first had to show I wanted to be good though - by bribing them.

Speed Awareness Courses, unlike Driver Improvement Courses, are not sanctioned by statute.

Still, I bribed them.

I've since claimed for a refund for the Speed Awareness Course I took - but I'm keeping the free keyring.

The Police agreed they hadn't acted under any provisions of the law.  They appealed instead to the authority of ACPO.

I pointed out that ACPO may not be the safest authority to appeal to.

They then appealed to the authority of  Contract Law. They said they had provided the service for which I had paid for.
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I then pointed out that an essential requirement of a valid contract - genuine consent  - appears to have been missing.

The Police have not denied that undue influence was present.

So  I'll be sending the Police a Notice of Intended Summons.  Even under ACPO guidelines Police should not be making a profit from these courses, and the courses should contain a driver assessment practical.  ACPO, under threat of being summonsed too, have disowned Wiltshire's course - 'nufink to do with us gov, they're on their own'.

Most Forces would seem to be on their own too, ignoring ACPO guidelines about not making a profit. 

   

VOSA Takes The P

  
It's not just Toyotas in America driving off by themselves killing people.

I was in a frog quadricycle Microcar that shot off at full revs backwards in a car park - from stationary.

I could have killed someone or myself.

It's not the first accident.  In one case a woman was thrown onto the seat, foot nowhere near the throttle, after the car lurched from stationary driving itself  into several other cars in the car park. 

A number of warranty claims have been made following Microcars shooting off by themselves.

The fault was traced to contaminants/corrosion in the ECU plug pins.

Other areas where fly by wire faults could occur are in the software or cheap chips (or even dear chips), particularly in the hostile environment for delicate electrics inside the engine bay..

In today's crazy world the throttle pedal doesn't actually operate anything attached to the engine. It operates a variable resistor that sends an electric current to a chip which then has to guess where the throttle pedal is.

Sometimes it guesses wrong.


So, what does VOSA do about people being driven to their deaths by Hal type computer chips or other causes brought about by crazed loony fly by wire installations?

"Fill up a safety defect form, old boy, and leave the rest to us" they told me.  Well, some action I thought.  After all, the main dealer couldn't fix various throttle problems from new.  VOSA then came back to me.

"Well, we've contacted the salesmen and they said there's nothing wrong with the cars they sell, so we're closing the file".  Huh?

"Um", I said "Haven't you had any other reports about kamikaze throttles?"

"Well, yes" they said "Other makes too, but the salemen all said there was nothing wrong with the cars."

"Er, so you inspected the cars?"  "Oh no" came the offended voice from VOSA "We're not garage mechanics".

The managing director of the UK distributor for Microcars whom VOSA spoke to refused to discuss safety issues with me after I was nearly killed and claimed the car should be scrapped and the case closed - after accident repair was made!!  The main dealer refused to examine the car after the Sale of Goods Act was mentioned.

So why doesn't VOSA at least contact the manufacturer when they get a report?

"Oh no, we don't do that sort of thing".

Wouldn't we be safer without VOSA and similar so called safety organisations that happily allow cars to be driven by a computer!!?